30 rock dating quotes
Like a genetically-manipulated shark." —Tracy, Season 3, Episode 19"In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching in my basement on prom night." —Liz, Season 3, Episode 19"Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?" —Elisa, Season 3, Episode 19"Don't push it Liz, let it happen. " —Liz, Season 3, Episode 21"If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself." —Liz, Season 3, Episode 21"Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of? " —Kenneth, Season 4, Episode 5"Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. " —Kenneth, Season 4, Episode 6"I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! " —Tracy, Season 4, Episode 21"I've prepared a very unromantic evening.And I'm not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to.
I spent the past few weeks culling through my favorites to come up 100 of the very best lines—from the weird to the wonderful to the wonderfully weird.
I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old." —Liz, Season 5, Episode 12"I gotta stay serious.